100 Funny Political Bumper Sticker Messages (Conservative-Oriented)

Bumper stickers serve varying purposes, from funny bumper stickers that are aimed at providing comic relief to political bumper stickers that seek to promote their own interest. This brings us to the major issue.

One’s political affiliation could be identified and established by a couple of actions, reactions, or political statements relating to a political party or wing. However, bumper stickers have become one of the easiest and most convenient mediums of showing support for, or against, a political wing.

Here is a long list of funny texts and messages people have put on their cars through the bumper sticker medium. There are also funny political bumper stickers that are liberal-oriented.

However, you should know some of the best reasons to not add bumper stickers on your car.

1. “I’m a proud member of the basket of deplorables”
2. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right (and you’re wrong)”
3. “I’m not a Republican because I’m rich. I’m rich because I’m a Republican.”
4. “I may not be politically correct, but I am definitely right”
5. “I don’t always vote Republican, but when I do, I prefer to win”
6. “I’m not arguing, I’m just schooling you on American history”
7. “Don’t blame me, I voted for the lesser of two evils”
8. “I’m not right-wing, I’m just right”
9. “I’m not a redneck, I’m a patriot with a Southern accent”
10. “The American dream is not a handout”
11. “Straight. Conservative. Christian. Gun Owner. How else can I piss you off today?”
12. “Republican because I have a job and don’t have time to protest”
13. “WARNING. Does not play well with Liberals”
14. “The problem with political jokes is they get elected”
15. “Don’t be a jackass, vote Republican”
16. “If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention”
17. “Liberals love free speech until you disagree with them”
18. “Pro God. Pro-Gun. Pro-Life. Pro USA”
19. “Against all enemies, foreign and Democrats”
20. “Just another Republican working hard so you don’t have to”
21. “Gun control means using both hands”
22. “I support helping the needy. I oppose funding the lazy”
23. “Proud to be everything a Liberal hates”
24. “Don’t blame me, I voted for Trump”
25. “We the people have had enough”
26. “I sure could go for a mean tweet and $1.79 gas right now”
27. “If this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack”
28. “Does this ass make my truck look big?”
29. “You won’t take my guns but you may get my bullets”
30. “Trump 2024, make Liberals cry again”
31. “Socialist: A person too stupid to know they are a communist”
32. “I’m Joe Biden and I forgot this message”
33. “Stand for the flag, kneel for the fallen”
34. “I’m not a Democrat and I’m not a Republican. I’m an American and I want my country back!”
35. “I believe the best social program is a job”
36. “Don’t tread on me”
37. “Silly Liberal, paychecks are for workers”
38. “To those accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression”
39. “Liberty. Guns. Beer. Trump”
40. “Make America a shithole again, vote Democrat”
41. “Stand up or get out”
42. “If you don’t like police, next time you’re in trouble call a crackhead”
43. “Just a regular dad trying not to raise Liberals”
44. “Liberals want you to think like them- Conservatives just want you to think”
45. “Ignore your rights and they’ll go away”
46. “I’m retired, go around me”
47. “White, Straight, Conservative, Christian. How else may I offend you today?”
48. “This vehicle is powered by melted snowflakes”
49. “When in earth’s history did the climate not change?”
50. “Make Orwell fiction again”
51. “Liberalism is a mental disorder”
52. It’s not illegal yet”
53. “How to piss off a Liberal. Own guns. Believe in God. Love America. Honor our flag. Have a job. Keep your baby, think for yourself. Support our president”
54. “Black rifles matter”
55. “Don’t steal, the government hates competition”
56. “2^ND A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed”
57. “No Democrats allowed”
58. “Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It’s no pie”
59. “A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves”
60. “Proud grandpa of a U.S. Marine”
61. “Are you better off than you were when gas was $1.79?”
62. “Land of the free because of the brave”
63. “My dog is a Democrat. He waits around all day and expects me to feed him”
64. “Patriotism, one more way to piss off a Liberal”
65. “Work hard, millions on welfare depend on you!”
66. “Science doesn’t care what you believe”
67. “Jesus died because all lives matter”
68. “Even my dog hates Biden”
69. “Religion…..Because thinking is hard”
70. “Donkeypox the disease destroying America”
71. “Any functioning adult? 2024”
72. “I used to be Liberal then I left home and got a job”
73. “I’d rather be a Conservative nut job than a Liberal with no nuts or job”
74. “Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America”
75. “We the people have had enough”
76. “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of people’s money”
77. “You can’t fix stupid. But you can vote it out”
78. “100% Deplorable”
79. “The high price of freedom is a cost paid by a brave few”
80. “Just a regular mom trying not to raise Liberals”
81. “Don’t forget to pay your taxes, foreign countries are counting on you”
82. “Liberalism- Find a cure”
83. “Keep honking, I’m reloading”
84. “I’d like to be a Liberal, but I’m too busy working”
85. “Thank you, Liberals, your Tesla just paid for my free speech”
86. “Impeach Biden, save America from socialism”
87. “I identify as non-Bidenary”
88. “Conservative because not everyone can be a freeloader”
89. “Hey Liberal, looks like you could use a good cup of shut the hell up!”
90. “Forget hope or change, I’d settle for competence”
91. “The chair belongs to we the people”
92. “It’s not about left vs right, it’s about right vs wrong”
93. “Actually….. No one owes you crap”
94. “My carbon footprint is bigger than yours”
95. “Brother, you are not my keeper”
96. “For the first time in my adult life, I am ashamed of my country”
97. “$4.00 gas? Thanks, Obama”
98. “That Obama sticker on your car might as well say ‘Yes, I’m stupid.’”
99. “Annoy a Liberal, use facts and logic”
100. “Republicans working like crazy, to support the lazy”

These messages will give you an idea of just how popular bumper stickers are. Still, despite their popularity, bumper stickers may affect your car’s value negatively.

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